I was walking down the hall and
I fell into a large puddle of super-glue.
A polar bear came to help me up.
I'm stuck.
(Nota Bene: if a reader is here: please don't take these posts seriously, they are half-fiction, written for myself for an imaginary audience, and some are decades old, if I had time to go back and read them, I'd probably delete or modify most of them)
